Kate Hudson has apparently moved on from player Owen Wilson and is seeing Lance Armstrong.

According to PerezHilton.com, a source says, “They’ve been quietly dating for a few weeks now.”

Lance even flew his new girlfriend into Austin from New York City Friday via private jet for a romantic weekend.

Wonder if her Fool’s Gold co-star Matthew McConaughey introduced them.

The boys spend a lot of quality time together and were the inspiration for the term “bro-mance.”

But then again, Lance did make an appearance in You, Me and Dupree, where Kate starred with ex-Owen.

Lance is 36 and has three kids. But he’s been around the block a few times.

After divorcing his wife in 2003 he was engaged to Sheryl Crow, romantically linked to an Olsen twin and most recently dated fashion designer Tory Burch.

We say it’s always going to be hard to date Lance because he lives in Texas. Long distance romances just don’t work.

Audrina Patridge may be out as Lauren Conrad’s BFF on The Hills, but her new “career” as an actress is in full-swing.

The 22-year-old has reportedly been replaced by LC’s real-life best friend, Lo Bosworth.

Audrina has apparently moved on herself and is starring in the film Into the Blue 2.

The film is a follow-up to the 2005 Jessica Alba flick.

Here is a pic of her on set in Hawaii.

Audrina says her new role is “giving me the chance to show people [what I can do]”, but unfortunately so far all anyone cares about is whether or not she’s had a boob job.

Well, you’ve got to give her props.

Jessica Simpson has managed to make little sister Ashlee’s wedding all about her.

Jess was recently dumped by Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, which Jessica’s camp denies.

Now papa Joe is begging Tony to come to the wedding this weekend so Jessica can save face.

A source tells Us Weekly, “Joe has called Tony and asked him to come to show support for the wedding.”

No word on whether Tony said yes, but he is reportedly scheduled to fly to L.A. over the weekend.

According to the Chicago Sun-Times, one of the main reasons Tony dumped Jess was because he couldn’t stand her dad.

A friend says he was put-off by the dadager, who’s been “not only telling Jessica every move to make, but now has begun to offer unsolicited advice to Tony on his career, endorsement opportunities and things that have nothing to do with him dating Jessica.”

Tony was also sick of all the media attention and Jessica’s big mouth, which recently referred to Romo as her “future husband” in a Glamour magazine interview.

And the icing on the cake was Jess being a basket case because her OTHER ex-boyfriend John Mayer is now dating Jennifer Aniston.

Tony - word of advice - the Simpson family is dysfunction junction. Stay in Dallas or if you do go to the wedding, at least try and save Pete Wentz.

Angelina Jolie is pulling a Demi Moore for the July cover of Vanity Fair.

Famous fashion shutterbug Patrick Demarchelier — remember, he was the one Andrea Sachs from The Devil Wears Prada famously couldn’t get on the phone for boss Miranda Priestly — shot the yummy mummy for the cover and also for a 12-page spread on the inside.

This issue will fly off newsstands across the world. Let’s face it, everyone loves them some Angelina!

Lindsay Lohan’s mom Dina and her sister Ali are pimping out their new reality show, Living Lohan, but all anyone wants to talk about is Lindsay.

Hmmmm, imagine that.

When Extra asked about rumors that Lindsay is dating DJ Samantha Ronson, the family seems to be in denial.

Ali explains, “They’re best friends. They’re just friends. It’s pathetic what people say.”

Dina adds, “It’s so silly. We actually laugh about it now. It really hurts, but you develop a thick skin. You have to ignore it.”

Thank God Dina has a thick skin from all of her time in a tanning bed in the ’80s.

Guess they haven’t seen the pictures of Lindsay and Sam in gay Paree cuddling or Sam sporting what looks to be a hickey on her neck.

Classy! Are they still in high school?

We’d much rather see a Sam and Lindsay reality show. The drama!

New York Rangers’ Sean Avery — arguably the dirtiest playing NHL hockey player (his antics with goalie Martin Brodeur caused an uproar last month) — is now punching his timecard at 4 Times Square.

Yes, Avery is now a Voguette. Or is that Voguer??

As reported before, the hockey player is spending the summer interning at the revered magazine, where — according to WWD — he is “involved with all sections of the magazine, including features and accessories, and attends edit meetings.” A mouthpiece for Vogue confirmed that Avery is earning minimum wage for his internship (good thing he’s already a millionaire), but refused to give up any more details regarding the situation.

Some little birdies on the inside are also saying Avery may attend the couture shows in Europe with Anna Wintour and all the other upper echelon editors, which is something more than two-thirds of Voguettes don’t even get to do. Wintour love her athletes: Roger Federer front row at shows with her, LeBron James on a Vogue cover with Gisele Bundchen, Tom Brady and Gisele at her Met table earlier this month and now Sean Avery at her headquarters.

No word on what Avery’s teammates think of his sartorial pursuits, but they’re giving him heck next season in the locker room for sure.

Papa Joe Simpson must be so proud.

No, not because his baby is getting married this weekend, because he’s reportedly pimped out her wedding photos for a million bucks.

Seriously? Someone is willing to pay six figures for Ashlee Simpson’s wedding pics??

That “someone” is apparently People magazine.

Meanwhile, the New York Daily News has some details on the weekend wedding.

They say Ashlee will wear a Vera Wang gown, while Pete Wentz and his groomsmen will wear Dolce & Gabbana.

The event is so top secret, guests have received cryptic Evites telling them to save the date.

Evites??? What are they throwing - a kegger?

Anyhoo, it’s reportedly a shotgun wedding and according to a source the relationship may last - because of the dysfunctional co-dependency.

A spywitness explains, “Ashlee is so needy - she just hangs all over Pete, but he loves it.”

“He’s always had a thing for vulnerable girls. In a weird way, they complete each other.”

“I can’t imagine one would ever leave the other.”

For the love of frappaccino!

A Britney Spears sex tape may be in existence.

According to The National Enquirer, photographer Adnan Ghalib is shopping an alleged sex tape he made with the pop tart in Rosarito, Mexico.

Eeeks!

A source explains, “Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing. She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito.”

“The sex wasn’t particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout.”

“At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer to remove the pink bob but she refused.”

“Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, ‘Take what off? There’s nothing left to take off.’”

The insider (Adnan) claims this will be the highest-selling sex tape of all time.

In his dreams.

We just have visions of torn fishnets, Cheeto dust, remnants from her bad weave…make it stooop!

Let’s hope this horror film never see the light of day.