Geldof Gets Off Easy

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

Someone upstairs gave Peaches Geldorf a huge break!
The rock ‘n’ roll spawn and party machine daughter of Sir Bob Geldof was busted recently — through videotape — purchasing drugs. However, London police can’t arrest and charge the wild child because they can’t prove what exactly it is she bought in the tape. Time for rehab, […]

LF-Uh-Oh

Monday, May 5th, 2008

Remember the boy band LFO from way back when?
The one with that incredibly catchy — and incredibly bad, now that we think about it — song “Summer Girls” about eating chinese food and chicks in Abercrombie & Fitch??
Rich Cronin, the now-defunct group’s lead singer, was recently found with a profile on Match.com, looking for […]

Miley Mortified by Sexy Vanity Fair Pics

Monday, April 28th, 2008

Disney has another slutty teen scandal on its hands.
Just days after racy photos of a lingerie-clad Miley Cyrus leaked online, new photos from her Vanity Fair photo shoot have been released.
The magazine spread was shot by famed photographer Annie Leibovitz and show Cyrus with a blanket wrapped around her chest.
The 15-year-old star is in damage […]

Is Oprah Dumping Dr. Phil?

Monday, April 14th, 2008

Dr. Phil has jumped the shark.
He’s caught up in yet another public relations disaster.
This time he’s under fire for bailing out Mercades Nichols, one of the eight teens arrested for putting the beatdown on another teen in Florida.
A couple of staffers from the show flew to Florida to land the exclusive story and post $30,000 […]

Spears Involved in Traffic Snafu

Monday, April 14th, 2008

Britney Spears was involved in a minor traffic accident Saturday night on a freeway in Los Angeles.
Brit was driving with one of her bodyguards when the accident occurred at around 8:20 p.m.
As expected, police swarmed the scene.
CHP Officer Patrick Kimball confirmed, “Spears was driving a white Mercedes on the 101 Freeway, when she struck […]

Paris’ Favorite Country? West Africa

Monday, March 24th, 2008

Celebutard Paris Hilton is touring South Africa with Benji Madden and making Americans look extra stoopid.
She finally got around to doing some of that charity work she kept going on about after she was released from jail and visited a school last week.
When asked what she thought of the place she replied, “I love Africa […]

Winona Still A Klepto

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

Winona Ryder was reportedly caught stealing again - this time from a CVS Pharmacy in Hollywood.
The 36-year-old was arrested six years ago for stealing $1,500 worth of stuff from Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills.
According to the National Enquirer, this time as she was strutting out the door, the security alarm went off and she […]

Jessica Having “A Blast” In Kuwait

Monday, March 10th, 2008

Jessica Simpson’s goodwill mission to Kuwait is turning into a PR disaster.
The ditz appeared on the Today show via satellite this morning with a group of U.S. soldiers in the background.
She explained, “I’m enjoying all the troops and just having a blast!”
“[I’ve] been signing autographs, done a couple rehearsals and [am] just trying to […]