Kardashian Out of the Klink Already!
July 18, 2008 @ 2:58 pm
What the?
She-monster Khloe Kardashian was released from Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, Calif. today after 173 minutes.
Kim’s little sis turned herself in this morning and was out in time to hit happy hour.
She was sentenced to up to 30 days for violating probation following her DUI arrest last year.
I guess we shouldn’t be too surprised - Nicole Richie served 82 minutes.
Lindsay Lohan did 84. And Paris Hilton did 23 DAYS.
She must be furious.
According to authorities, Khloe was released because of the usual “overcrowding” - seems there’s only one female jail in Los Angeles and it’s already full.
Is it just us or is Khloe channeling Mandy Moore in her mugshot?
Sorry, Mandy!!
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:49 am
There’s only one female jail in Los Angeles and it’s already full - not of celebrities. I am suggesting that maybe Winona Ryder go on another shoplifting spree, or the Hilton sisters drive into the storefront of GUCCI in their SUV high on PCP, maybe give Angelina Jolie a sniper rifle and send her to a belltower on graduation day, CELEBRITIES CAN’T DO WRONG!!! And if they do, we forgive them because of their # of web hits.
EPNYs Verdict: Down with them all… same laws for all… be they black, white, or celebrity.