Lindsay Lohan’s publicist must be tearing her hair out.

First up today, Page Six reports that Lindsay got a little jelaous over the weekend when girlfriend Samantha Ronson got attention from other females.

The pair were partying it up on Friday at the Beatrice Inn in New York City and at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone on Saturday where Ronson was spinning.

A spywitness explains, “Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ a - - away from my girlfriend.’”

This is hysterical if it’s actually true.

Meanwhile, Gawker has posted a couple of screen shots from what is supposedly Lindsay Lohan’s Facebook page.

She has reportedly created a Facebook profile under “Lindsay Ronson” and we’ve spent a ridonkulous amount of time trolling through it this morning.

Among her “friends” are Kristen Bell, Lauren Conrad, Hilary Duff, and Ashlee Simpson.

In her status update Lindsay hits back at reports she’s fallen off the wagon saying, “don’t believe the hype. im taking my sobriety seriously, and day by day. it was 430am!!”

Whatever that means.

We must stop clicking to see who everyone is friends with. No wonder they call it Wastebook.